Yep, we sold out which I believe means the SoF can no longer say, “We do it for the comedy, man.”  The Corporate Gig was performed on December 10, 2005 and was quite the experience.  It marked the first shows for Scott “Klaus” Parker, John “Cowboy” <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Clawson, and Stu “Bottle Opener” Ogle. 

            Klaus gave a titanic performance on many levels; his comedy was right there and grandiose and it was his first and last performance with the Fools.  (You see it’s titanic because the R.M.S. Titanic sank on its first  . . . .)  We’ll miss Klaus and his Klaus ways but he’s gone on to a better place.  Good luck and g’night.

Cowboy, though quiet during the first few seconds of Party Quirks brought a considerable amount of energy for the rest of the game.  Bottle Opener quite simply astounding.  He was Johnny on the Spot with 185s and Scenes from a Hat and basically every other game he was in. 

            I ended up hitting quicksand during the show.  I’m not entirely sure why but I think it was because half of the audience wanted to laugh while the other half wanted to leave (c’mon it’s a corporate party, who wants to be there?).  Creating puns and the like were difficult for me. 

On the plus side I started and ended strong.  Deaf Interpreter was interesting as it evoked me to accidentally slide off of the stage.  Three Things was amazingly full of energy and once again my hat goes off to Freshman and T. Rex for ohhhhhh I don’t know being awesome and kick ass.  It wasn’t necessarily the best or fastest Three Things we’ve ever done but it was close. 

While Three Things was amazing, the highlight of the show was easily Day of the Life largely because it involved nipple markers.  For those of you not familiar with the game, we ask a person about an interesting day at work and then we re-enact it, obviously hilarity ensues.  This time around though, we didn’t even need to re-enact it as Kathy’s day was already hilarious.  She’s a mammographer at a local hospital, something she didn’t tell us right away and it caused all of us to wonder what position let you touch naked women at Bio Analytical Systems.  Quasar eventually worked that information at of her and needless to say, there was some heavy sexual tension between the two.  I’m not saying, I’m – I’m just saying.

Every other word she said was nipple.  Ordinarily, I’m not one to laugh at words like nipple, balls, or the like but the way this woman said it and the tension in the air was amazing.  You couldn’t make up half of what she said.  I honestly didn’t want to run Day in the Life after she told us about it because I didn’t think we could do it justice.  In conclusion the SoF sold out or something, Kathy has a set of practice nipples, and don’t forget to admin a breast exam because an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure!